The Simpsons: Hit & Run Walkthrough - Complete Guide to Every Level and Mission

The Game Patch September 11, 2004

The Simpsons: Hit & Run

Level 1 - Homer Simpson

Mission 1: The Cola Caper

Objective: Get to work before Mr. Burns catches you.
Tip: Use shortcuts through backyards to get there quicker. Avoid obstacles in the backyards, as crashing will slow you down.

Mission 2: Petty Theft Homer

Objective: Collect items for Marge (Plow King truck).
Tip: After buying the Plow King truck from Barney, destroy Mr. Smithers’ car by repeatedly ramming into it. Use shortcuts to keep up with him.

Mission 3: Office Spaced

Objective: Talk to Carl, Lenny, and the employee at the Kwik-E-Mart.
Tip: This mission is simple. Use shortcuts, especially around the Power Plant.

Mission 4: Blind Big Brother

Objective: Find Lisa before she finishes school.
Tip: Race to the locations using shortcuts like the Springfield Tire Fire area.

Mission 5: Flowers by Irene

Objective: Destroy the surveillance van.
Tip: Hit the van from the sides or rear to do the most damage. Use a fast vehicle for easy maneuverability.

Mission 6: Bonestorm Storm

Objective: Collect Bonestorm games before time runs out.
Tip: Drive fast but cautiously, avoiding crashing into obstacles as you need to collect all items quickly.

Mission 7: The Fat and Furious

Objective: Race Smithers to Mr. Burns' mansion.
Tip: Follow the road while using shortcuts to get ahead. The quickest shortcut is through the Power Plant.

Level 2 - Bart Simpson

Mission 1: S-M-R-T

Objective: Race Principal Skinner to the school.
Tip: Use shortcuts like the Krusty Glass and through backyards to gain the upper hand.

Mission 2: Rebel Without a Clue

Objective: Purchase a car from Gil and race Nelson.
Tip: Buy the appropriate car from Gil and outrun Nelson. Be aggressive to keep him behind you.

Mission 3: Vox Nerduli

Objective: Get Professor Frink’s device before the time runs out.
Tip: Drive quickly while using shortcuts to beat the timer.

Mission 4: Bart 'n' Frink

Objective: Collect monkeys for Professor Frink.
Tip: The monkeys are scattered across the map. Use shortcuts to collect them in the fastest route possible.

Mission 5: Full Metal Jackass

Objective: Destroy cars collecting Buzz Cola.
Tip: Use a heavy vehicle to destroy the Buzz Cola trucks more easily.

Mission 6: This Little Piggy

Objective: Race the school bus to complete the mission.
Tip: Stick to shortcuts, particularly through Krusty Glass, to gain an advantage in the race.

Mission 7: Monkey See, Monkey D'oh

Objective: Deliver the monkeys back to Professor Frink.
Tip: Drive carefully, as crashes will slow down your mission progress.

Level 3 - Lisa Simpson

Mission 1: The Cola Wars

Objective: Talk to Milhouse, Comic Book Guy, and Chief Wiggum.
Tip: Race across town, using shortcuts near the harbor to minimize driving time.

Mission 2: Monkey's Business

Objective: Stop the truck filled with cola.
Tip: Use a sturdy vehicle to repeatedly crash into the cola truck to destroy it.

Mission 3: Nerd Race Queen

Objective: Beat Professor Frink in a race.
Tip: Use the narrow alleyways to get ahead, as Professor Frink's car is fast but less agile.

Mission 4: That's the Bomb

Objective: Dispose of a bomb before time runs out.
Tip: Use the harbor’s winding roads and shortcuts to drop off the bomb at the Springfield Lake.

Mission 5: Lisa the Tree Hugger

Objective: Collect items for Marge before time runs out.
Tip: Know the layout of the level and drive cautiously to collect all items quickly.

Mission 6: The Cola Caper

Objective: Stop the truck delivering cola to the docks.
Tip: Similar to previous missions, ram the cola truck aggressively to destroy it.

Mission 7: The Ice Cream Man Cometh

Objective: Defeat the Ice Cream Truck.
Tip: This truck is slow but bulky. Use your faster car to ram into it repeatedly to destroy it.

Level 4 - Marge Simpson

Mission 1: For A Few Donuts More

Objective: Race against Chief Wiggum.
Tip: Use shortcuts and aggressive driving to stay ahead of Wiggum.

Mission 2: Redneck Roundup

Objective: Find and stop Cletus.
Tip: Follow Cletus and ram his truck to slow him down.

Mission 3: Kang and Kodos Strike Back

Objective: Defeat Kang and Kodos.
Tip: Use a fast vehicle to catch up to Kang and Kodos, using shortcuts to stay on their tail.

Mission 4: Curious Curator

Objective: Race to the museum before time runs out.
Tip: Use shortcuts near the docks to save time.

Mission 5: The Cola Conspiracy

Objective: Destroy a cola truck.
Tip: Use a heavy vehicle for better ramming power.

Level 5 - Apu Nahasapeemapetilon

Mission 1: Eight is Too Much

Objective: Stop cola trucks across town.
Tip: Use aggressive tactics and fast cars to destroy the trucks.

Mission 2: The Old Pirate and the Sea

Objective: Defeat the cola conspirators.
Tip: Use shortcuts to catch up and destroy vehicles.

Level 6 - Bart Simpson (again)

Mission 1: Alien “Auto”-topsy Part I

Objective: Complete various tasks to investigate the alien conspiracy.
Tip: Use Bart's knowledge of the town and shortcuts.

Level 7 - Homer Simpson (again)

Mission 1: Alien “Auto”-topsy Part II

Objective: Finish investigating the alien invasion.
Tip: This final level is difficult, so maximize shortcut use and aggressive driving.